Media Manipulations, Falsehoods, And The Greater... →
A proposed Municipal Transportation Agency budget released Thursday calls for...– S.F. eyes ending free parking meters on Sundays This is fucking bullshit.
Dogs With Crazy Eyes - BuzzFeed →
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The Supreme Court... →
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: How to Have a... →
“Check to see if you have an embarrassing book on your bedside table: It’s Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince. Eff. Carefully get up so as not to wake the person next to you and quickly switch out Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with one of your two unread copies of Infinite Jest. Throw Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince out the window but note where it lands so you can pick...
The research, conducted at the University of British Columbia, suggests that for...– Coffee Makes Overachievers Slack Off
iPhone 4 users with bad reception invited to apply... →
“iPhone 4 owners who meet certain criteria and didn’t accept a free bumper from Apple after experiencing antenna problems are now being invited to apply for a $15 settlement. The claim website went up early Thursday morning following February’s settlement of several class-action lawsuits, which offers instructions for those who want that extra $15 in their pockets. The deadline...
Spotify Extends Free Listening Period :: Paste →
Just what you would guess from the URL.
Virgin boy piss eggs a treat in China - Boing... →
“[It’s] the start of busy times for dozens of egg vendors across the city, deep in coastal Zhejiang province, who ready themselves to cook up a unique springtime snack favored by local residents. Basins and buckets of boys’ urine are collected from primary school toilets. It is the key ingredient in “virgin boy eggs”, a local tradition of soaking and cooking eggs in...
And I Am Not Lying » For As Long As We Want And At... →
I still find first weddings/engagements charming in their own way. In a world that’s pretty cynical, it’s a moment of naïveté that seems almost like a throwback to a simpler time, when it was not unreasonable for adults to display starry-eyed excitement at their first airplane ride, or boarding the majestic Titanic.
The Incredible Shapeshifting Transformer Owl →
Some actual facts about that owl from the Japanese youtube video. I wanted to know whether the bird was trying to look like the head of a snake in the “thin” pose, or what was its purpose otherwise: “A perfect example of how they master their feathers can be seen when faced with the Barn Owl for example, which is only slightly larger than itself, the Southern White Faced Scops...
Dain Fagerholm: Daydreamer (stereographic drawing) →
If we as a society are allowed to do a variety of other dangerous things (bungee...– The War on Drugs: Should It Be Your Right to Use Narcotics? - The Atlantic
So, this exists. It’s what you’d expect from the URL.
Magic Gopher card trick →
Kind of fun.
Sorry, WASTED, but you’re gonna get the same advice I give to hard and...– Savage Love - The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper These are great words to live by for anyone complaining about being temporarily single with no prospects on the horizon. Just add 4 years (or even 2 years) to your current age. :)
Kony 2012: 'Drunk' Invisible Children Leader Joked... →
“A senior executive at Invisible Children — creators of the viral “Kony 2012” activism campaign — recorded a video in which he jokes, while appearing to be drunk, about stealing most of a $1 million award, some of which was intended for earthquake aid to Haiti. Jedidiah Jenkins is shown in the video, obtained by TMZ, speaking directly into the camera while...
Highest recorded blood alcohol level/content: In 1995, a man in Wrocław, Poland,...– Blood alcohol content - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia JESUS FUCKING CHRIST For context, the legal driving limit is 0.08%, and 0.4-0.5% is where you may stop breathing or go into a coma.
Golden Gate Bridge Furniture Co. →
“In 1993, the Golden Gate Bridge Highway and Transportation District replaced 6,557 lineal feet of the west side pedestrian hand railing of the Golden Gate Bridge due to severe weathering… Therefore, when Richard Bulan (founder of GGBFC) realized the market niche for furniture made from metal taken off the Golden Gate Bridge, he purchased the available pedestrian handrail from the...
JUST ME, VENTING
1) If I request something from you, and there is an actual deadline, I will tell you what that deadline is. If there are other factors (external review, etc.) that necessitate my getting your piece of the puzzle from you prior to the deadline, I will tell you that. 2) If there is not a deadline, but I have an idea of when I would like it, I will communicate that as well, while making clear that...
But just because San Francisco is ripe with horny, rich men, that doesn’t...– San Francisco Is Full of Sugar Daddies - San Francisco News - The Snitch
Fox pulls movie ads due to Trayvon Martin case |... →
“The poster for the movie starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill shows a picture of a shadowy figure with a line across it and the movie’s title underneath. The film, which is scheduled for release on July 27, tells of a group of people hunting aliens in their neighborhood.” Oops.
Why the flu makes some people sicker than others -... →
Huskies only come with two settings… - Loldogs,... →